The 16th Mandate of Unrelenting Efficiency: A Mandate for the Ages
By the power vested in us, we hereby declare this mandate shall be enforced with the utmost haste and expediency. All citizens shall be encouraged to work at least 5% faster, 3% more efficiently, and 2% more creatively.
Failure to comply with this mandate shall result in the immediate implementation of the dreaded 'Efficiency Committee', a panel of stern-faced officials who shall review your work and suggest improvements.
Don't say we didn't warn you...