mandate 16/16 Review

This week, the Galactic Council of Advanced Life Forms (GCAF) has mandated a new set of rules to govern the behavior of the sentient toaster in the kitchen of the space station.

The new rules include:

Read the full appendix for more information and the full text of the mandate.

Appendix
Appendix

Article 1: Toaster Safety Regulations

Section 1: Article 1.1: The toaster shall not be used as a projectile device. Any attempts to use the toaster as a projectile device shall be met with swift and certain destruction.

Section 1: Article 1.2: The toaster's "TOASTING!" alarm shall not be used as a means of communication. The toaster's communication protocols have been revised to include only a series of beeps and a flashing red light.

Section 1: Article 1.3: The toaster's override feature shall be implemented to prevent accidental launch of the Toaster-Missiles. This feature shall be tested quarterly by the toaster maintenance team.