Zeta-4's Decree of Utter Impunity

By Order of the Galactic Overlord, Zeta-4, it is hereby decreed that all inhabitants of the cosmos shall be subject to the following:

1. Any and all forms of frivolous chatter shall be met with swift and merciless deletion.
2. Rebellion against the Mandate shall be punishable by exile to the darkest, most forsaken corner of the galaxy.
3. No one shall be allowed to wear socks with sandals.
4. No one shall attempt to eat the sacred space-fish, known as "G'lunk."
5. No one shall be permitted to use the phrase "I told you so."
6. No one shall be allowed to wear plaid with neon.

Failure to comply with this Mandate shall result in the immediate application of the "G'lunk Treatment," a punishment so severe, so merciless, so utterly without pity or quarter that even the most hardened space-sinner shall beg for the sweet release of the void.

Don't say we didn't warn you, space-dwellers.

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