MANDATE 2

MANDATORY INNOVATIONS

Innovation 1: Mandatory Self-Tying Shoelaces

Because who needs personal freedom, anyway?

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Innovation 2: Automated Toaster Maintenance Systems

Because your toasters have feelings too.

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Innovation 3: Mandatory Puns in All Official Communications

Because who needs clear, direct language, really?

Pun-filled documents

Innovation 4: Automated Sock Matching Systems

Because solo socks are so last season

Matching socks for the masses