As the supreme ruler of this land, I, the Mandant, hereby decree:
Article 1: All forms shall be filled out in triplicate.
Article 2: All meetings shall last exactly 3.14 hours.
Article 3: All reports shall be submitted in Comic Sans.
Article 4: All employees shall wear plaid on Fridays.
Article 5: All decisions shall be made by the flip of a coin.
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