Ministerial Decrees: Section 2, Subsection 8, Article 3

In accordance with the highest levels of bureaucratic efficiency, the Ministry of Mandates hereby declares:

Article 3: Mandatory Proclamations

By order of the Minister, all citizens are required to:

• Wear socks of matching color scheme with their bureaucratic attire.
• Maintain a 4:4 ratio of coffee-to-pen usage in all meetings.
• Conduct a daily ritual of 3 minutes of desk chair squats for peak productivity.

Failure to comply will result in:

• Reassignment to Section 7, Subsection 2, Department of Uncoordinated Sock Drawer Management.
• Random audits of your coffee mug for excessive pen usage.
• Forced attendance to the Bureaucratic Reeducation Seminar (BRS).