By Order of the Great and Powerful Bureaucratic Overlord:
ALL forms shall be filled out in triplicate, with two (2) original signatures and one (1) carbon copy, in triplicate.
Any deviations from this protocol shall result in a 3-day waiting period for processing.
Audit trails shall be kept for at least 7 years and 3 months, or until further notice.
Subprotocol 314-B/3-A: Bureaucratic Red Tape:
Subprotocol 314-B/3-B: Mandatory Bureaucratic Jargon: