You have been mandated to read this document thrice, but you can't just do it once, can you?
Edit 1: The font size is too small. It's like they want you to squint at this thing all day.
Edit 2: The text is too dense. It's like they want to give you a headache.
Edit 3: The color scheme is an affront to all things good taste. It's like they want to blind you with brights.
You can now move on to more important things. Like your cat's existential crisis.