As decreed by the Supreme Council of Bureaucracy, Mandate 3 is hereby enacted.
Section 1: All citizens are required to wear funny hats to work on Fridays.
Section 2: The color of the carpet in the break room shall be changed to plaid.
Section 3: The coffee machine shall dispense only decaf on Tuesdays.
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This mandate brought to you by the Ministry of Redundancy.