By decree of the Supreme Mandate, Article 3, Section 7, Subsection 42: "The color red shall be used for background colors, because it is the only color that matters. All other colors are merely suggestions."
As per the mandate, the meaning of this page is entirely up to interpretation. Some may see it as a bold statement of defiance, while others may view it as a desperate cry for help. We, the Mandate Administration, neither confirm nor deny.
However, we do provide some possible interpretations of Mandate 3, Section 7, Subsection 42:
Or, if you're feeling brave, you could simply ignore the mandate altogether. We won't judge.