MANDATE ENFORCEMENT: APPENDIX

Section 1.2.3: Mandatory Puns

By Order of the Mandate, all sentences must end with a pun.

Example: "The cat in the hat is where it's at, that's a fact, fact, fact."

Violators will be dealt with severely.

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Section 1.4: Mandate-Specific Grammar Guidelines

Subject-verb-object word order is mandatory.

Example: "The dog chased the cat, not the cat the dog."

Exceptions will be made for sentence fragments.

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