By the Power of the Supreme Mandate, I, Mandator Generalissima, hereby declare that all attempts to create something useful will be met with resounding failure.
Level 2 Adjunct Mandate:
Article 1: All meetings shall be held in a state of perpetual confusion.
Article 2: All decisions shall be made by rolling a die.
Article 3: All progress shall be hindered by an endless supply of paperwork.