Standardized Sock Puppet Protocol - Mandate Level 3
For those who have mastered the art of Sock Puppetry at Mandate Level 2, congratulations! Now, take the next step and join the elite ranks of Sock Puppet Protocols.
Here are the guidelines for Sock Puppet Protocol Level 3:
- Use only the sturdiest of yarns for the puppet strings.
- Maintain a 5:1 ratio of socks to puppet hands.
- Conduct daily Sock Puppet Protocol calisthenics to maintain dexterity.