Level 4 Undersecretary's Mandate

Confidential Document 3456-Alpha

By Order of the Supreme Oversecretary, all snacks are hereby declared a national priority.

As of today, all Level 4 Undersecretaries are required to eat 5+ servings of snacks daily, lest they face severe repercussions.

Submandate 1: All snacks must be consumed within a 5-foot radius of the Undersecretary's desk.

Submandate 2: All snacks shall be consumed with the utmost haste, lest the Undersecretary fall prey to the dreaded "Snack Fatigue Syndrome".

Appendix: Snack Fatigue Syndrome Symptoms Snack Schedule