Confidential Document 3456-Alpha
By Order of the Supreme Oversecretary, all snacks are hereby declared a national priority.
As of today, all Level 4 Undersecretaries are required to eat 5+ servings of snacks daily, lest they face severe repercussions.
Submandate 1: All snacks must be consumed within a 5-foot radius of the Undersecretary's desk.
Submandate 2: All snacks shall be consumed with the utmost haste, lest the Undersecretary fall prey to the dreaded "Snack Fatigue Syndrome".
Appendix: Snack Fatigue Syndrome Symptoms Snack Schedule