As an executive in the esteemed Order of the Golden Briefcase, you have been tasked with implementing the most draconian of mandates. Level 5: The Executive's Dilemma is the pinnacle of bureaucratic excess, where every decision is a labyrinthine puzzle to be solved with an arsenal of Byzantine regulations.
You are tasked with creating a new policy to govern the use of staplers in the break room. The current policy is as follows:
However, your team has been complaining about the lack of staplers on the 3rd floor. It appears that they have been "relocated" to a storage unit on the outskirts of the city. The current policy is unclear, and the team is in a state of panic.
You have been tasked with creating a new policy that balances the needs of the team with the demands of the Golden Briefcase. You must navigate the treacherous waters of bureaucratic red tape to create a solution that will satisfy all parties involved.
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