A Banjo for the Modern Mandate
The Mandate-Banjo is the perfect tool for the modern leader.
With its sleek black body and sharp, pointed tips, you'll be able to deliver your edicts with precision and style.
But don't just take our word for it, here's what some of our satisfied customers have to say:
- 'The Mandate-Banjo has given me the power to tell my minions what to do, and when to do it.' - John D.
- 'I never knew I could make my employees cry with such elegance.' - Jane S.
- 'This thing is a real game-changer. Now I can make them take a 3 o'clock coffee break!' - Bob M.