Mandate 3: The Ultimate Guide to Properly Punishing the Inept

Subsection 1.3: Penalties and Consequences

In the interest of clarity, the following penalties shall be imposed upon those who fail to comply with this Mandate 3:

1. Mandatory Re-Education

In the event of non-compliance, the offending party shall be subject to a minimum of 30 days of mandatory re-education, consisting of 8 hours of PowerPoint lectures and 16 hours of group discussion sessions.

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2. Loss of Privileges

Those who fail to meet the minimum requirements of Mandate 3 shall be subject to the revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to:

  1. Internet access
  2. Use of the company break room
  3. Access to the supply cabinet
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