In accordance with Section 3 of the Mandate Policy 4: Mandatory Sarcasm in All Communication, all employees of Bureaucracy Inc. are required to maintain a minimum of 10 inches of facial hair in a neatly trimmed moustache.
This mandate applies to all employees, including but not limited to:
Exceptions to this mandate will not be entertained. Failure to comply will result in a mandatory moustache maintenance workshop, which will be conducted by our team of highly trained Mandate Policy 6: Mandatory Moustache Maintenance Workshops professionals.
See also: Mandate Policy 1: Mandatory Punctuation, Mandate Policy 2: Mandatory Metronome