Mandate Puns

Here are some puns so bad, they're good.

Pun 1:

Why did I cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Pun 2:

Why did I become a lawyer?

To get to the other side... of the law!

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Pun 3:

Why did I join the mandate?

To mandate a good time!

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