Q: What is the purpose of the Mandate Regulator?
A: To regulate your every waking moment. Because, let's face it, you're probably doing something wrong.
Learn more about our penalties for non-compliance.
Q: Can I opt-out of the Mandate Regulator?
A: Oh, come on. You know the answer is no. You're not special.
Read our opt-out policy for the laughably few who think they can escape.
Q: Will I ever see the light and do the right thing?
A: We have faith in you. But, let's be real, probably not.
Meet some of the few who've managed to avoid the abyss of non-compliance.
Q: Can I report a fellow citizen who's not following the Mandate Regulator?
A: Oh, you want to be a snitch, huh? Go right ahead. We have a reporting form for that very purpose.