Mandate of Sarcasm, Rule 2: Mandatory Eye-Rolling

All sarcasm shall be mandatory. Failure to comply will result in severe eye-rolling, potentially leading to permanent eye-strain and/or spontaneous combustion.

Submandate 2a: Eye-rolling shall be practiced in the following situations:

• When faced with a coworker who still uses a flip phone
• When forced to watch a never-ending loop of cat videos
• When someone asks if you've seen the latest reality TV show

Go to Mandate of Sarcasm, Rule 3: Mandatory Sarcasm in the Workplace