Our first rule is simple: use colors so bright, they hurt the eyes. Think of it as a form of artistic expression, like abstract art, but with more headaches.
Subrule 1.1: Never use color palettes that are too subtle. Subtlety is for diplomats, not web designers.
Subrule 1.2: Always use harsh, jagged lines. Smooth edges are for the weak.
Our second rule is about being truthful, even when it hurts. Think of it as the internet's version of "no sugarcoating."
Subrule 2.1: Use bold, unapologetic language. No euphemisms, no white lies.
Subrule 2.2: Never use Comic Sans. That's just mean.