Burnt Pretzels Mandate 3: A Snack of Desperation
By order of the Intergalactic Pretzel Council, all pretzels served in the galaxy must be burnt to a crisp.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
- Forced viewing of reruns of "The Great Pretzel Heist"
- Assignment to a pretzel-making prison colony
- Forced marriage to a pretzel-loving robot
Compliance Guidelines:
- Use a flame-grilling technique for all pretzel preparations
- Apply a minimum of 4 minutes of flame time per pretzel
- Serve with a side of burnt butter or margarine
Remember, burnt pretzels are the key to peace and prosperity in the galaxy.
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Burnt Pretzel of the Month: April 2023
A special edition burnt pretzel, only available for the month of April.
Side Effects of Burnt Pretzels:
- Certainly not a side effect, but you will probably get a stomachache.
- May cause dizziness, disorientation, and/or a strong desire to eat more pretzels.
Side effects are not guaranteed, but are likely.