Snack FAQs

Q: What is the purpose of Mandate Snacks?

A: To distract you from the crushing despair of the bureaucratic red tape that is life.

Q: What are the ingredients in Mandate Snacks?

A: A pinch of hope, a dash of despair, a sprinkle of existential dread.

Snack Flavors

Bureaucratic Blast

Crunchy Chaos

Soulless Succulence

Q: Can I order Mandate Snacks online?

A: Only if you enjoy the thrill of waiting 6-8 weeks for delivery in a world where the postal service is as efficient as a sloth on valium.

Q: What is the return policy for Mandate Snacks?

A: Ha! You want a refund? You'll be lucky to get a refund for your soul.