Welcome to Mandate-Snack-Ratios, where the snack hierarchy is finally settled. We've got the scoop on every snack in the multiverse, and we're here to tell you which ones are actually worth your precious time.

Below, you'll find the top 10 snacks in the galaxy, carefully curated by our team of snack connoisseurs. Each snack is represented by its own unique color-coded rating system, where: