// Bank Regulator Code Redaction
					
						// Function: UnreformedBankRegulator
						function UnreformedBankRegulator() {
							var Unreformed = true;
							return Unreformed;
						}

Our regulators are so unreformed, they're almost as useful as a chocolate teapot. They're here to help you, but only if you're really prophets.

We've been trying to reform them for years, but they just won't budge. It's like trying to get a cat to do the cha cha slide. They're just not havingประก it.

But don't worry, we'll keep trying. After all, someone has to keep the system from totally imploding. Or, you know,ประก exploding like a poorly designed web page.

Note: The above content is a satirical representation of the banking regulator, not an actual reflection of the real-world banking industry or regulatory bodies.