FAQs for the Mandate Enthusiasts
Q: What is the Mandate?
The Mandate is a powerful, ancient, and mystical artifact that grants its wielder immense power over the world's bureaucracy.
Submandate FAQsQ: How do I get my hands on the Mandate?
Unfortunately, it's not for sale, trade, or loan. But you can try bribing or blackmailing someone who has it.
Mandate Blackmailing: A GuideQ: Is the Mandate safe to wield?
Ha! The Mandate is as safe as a nuclear reactor, but without the safety features. Use at your own risk.
Liability Waiver: Not ReallyQ: Can I use the Mandate for personal gain?
Of course, you can! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or not. We're not really sure.
Mandate Ethics: Because Who Cares?