Mandate 3000: The Official Mandate Review

Welcome, citizen! You've reached the pinnacle of bureaucratic excellence.

Here's a breakdown of the Mandates:

Mandate 1: The Right to Free Food

Every citizen has the right to free pizza. Don't @ us.

Mandate 2: The Right to Free Housing

Every citizen has the right to free housing. Just kidding, we don't actually have any free housing.

Mandate 3: The Right to Free Internet

We're working on it. Seriously, it's a work in progress.