Due to unforeseen circumstances, please wait 4-6 weeks for your application to be processed.
This may involve multiple levels of approval, each requiring a different form to be filled out in triplicate.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause, but please be assured that our esteemed Bureaucrats are working tirelessly to address your concerns.
Learn more about the Byzantine process
Our Bureaucratic Alphabet Soup is a carefully crafted concoction of 27 different forms, each with its own unique flavor of red tape.
Drink it slowly, savor the experience, and don't worry if you get a stomachache – it's just the usual bureaucratic indigestion.
Forms A to W are served in a delicate dance of checkboxes, radio buttons, and dropdown menus.