MANDATE 3: TIMELY ARRIVALS

Officially Mandating Timely Arrivals of All Sorts

Due to recent studies proving that time is money, Mandate 3 decrees that all arrivals, regardless of mode of transportation or method of arrival, shall henceforth be timely.

Submandate 1: Timely Arrival of Coffee

For the health and productivity of our citizens, it is hereby mandated that all coffee shall arrive within 3 minutes of the desired time.

View Submandate 2: Coffee Shop Etiquette

View Submandate 3: Timely Bike Deliveries

Submandate 2: Coffee Shop Etiquette

Due to the importance of coffee in our society, it is hereby mandated that all coffee shops shall display a sign reading "We're Open" at all hours, even if they're not.

Submandate 3: Timely Bike Deliveries

For the convenience of our citizens, it is hereby mandated that all bike deliveries shall be made within 2 minutes of the ordered time, or a 1-minute penalty shall be assessed.

View Submandate 2: Bike Delivery Rules