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Our mandate is simple: we tell you what to do, and you do it. Don't question, just comply.
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Submandate 1: We require all employees to wear matching jumpsuits on Tuesdays. Submandate 2: All meetings must start with a 3-hour presentation of cat videos. Submandate 3: The cafeteria will no longer serve coffee, but will instead serve a daily dose of prophets' tears. View Submandate 4: We will now be using a new, more complex, font.