It's time to address the age-old question: which came first, the birdie or the bogey?
Some argue that the birdie, with its bright plumage and cheerful song, should be the priority. Others claim that the bogey, with its mischievous grin and penchant for trouble, deserves the spotlight.
But little do they know, it's not just about which one is more important. It's about finding a balance between the two, like yin and yang, or, you know, birdie and bogey.
So, let's dive into the great Birdie-Bogey Debate, shall we?
Recommended reading: Article 2: The Birdie's Guide to Etiquette
And for the more adventurous: Article 6: The Bogeys' Guide to Pranks and Mischief