MANDATE EXEMPTIONS: The Art of Doing Whatever You Want
Welcome to the MANDATE EXEMPTIONS guide, where the rules are made up and the regulations are optional.
Here's the thing: we're not really sure what we're doing here, but we're doing it with style.
Current Exemptions:
- Not wearing pants: Because who needs pants?
- Eating Cheetos for breakfast: Science says it's a thing now.
- Saying "no" to math homework: Math is overrated.
- Singing in the shower: It's like the whole world is your personal karaoke stage!