Welcome, minion, to the Mandatory Fun and Games Order of Operations, where the rules are clear: you play, you lose, you play some more.
Our patented system ensures that you'll never get bored, never get tired, and never, ever, leave.
Chaos Order for the truly adventurous.
Serious Business for the faint of heart.
Mandatory Mania for those who can't get enough.
Don't say we didn't warn you...
Play at your own risk!