CEASE AND DESIST

MANDATE: 6

Dear Recalcitrant Individual,

We have been made aware of your egregious noncompliance with our directives. Your actions are hereby ordered to cease and desist from:

  1. Engaging in any further acts of creative expression.
  2. Participating in any activities that promote original thought.
  3. Possessing any items that may be deemed subversive or threatening.

Failure to comply with this Cease and Desist order will result in further action, up to and including but not limited to:

  1. Administrative detention in a reeducation facility.
  2. Confiscation of all personal effects.
  3. Reassignment to a new and improved role within the corporation.

Don't make us come for you.

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