MANDATE-EXEMPTIONS | The Official Guide to Doing Nothing

Because who needs actual productivity when you can just pretend to do stuff?

Below are some carefully crafted exemptions to help you avoid the crushing burden of actual work:

• Procrastination Tactics | Because who needs deadlines?
• Excuses for Every Occasion | Perfect for when you just can't

Procrastination Tactics

Learn how to master the art of doing nothing, with these expertly crafted procrastination techniques:

• Binge-Watching | For when you just can't stop watching cat videos
• Snack Hunting | A journey to find the perfect combination of chips and dip

Excuses for Every Occasion

Need a reason to get out of doing something? We've got you covered:

• I'm feeling unwell | The classic
• Traffic | When the 5-minute drive takes 10 minutes