Course 2: The Penalty Box of Despair
Warning: This course is known for its treacherous bunkers and treacherous traps. Even the bravest of golfers have been known to lose their balls.
Penalty 1: The Ball-Eating Bunker
Yea, this one's a real doozy. You hit your ball into this bunker and it just disappears. We're not kidding. It's like the bunker ate it. And you're stuck with a penalty stroke.
Penalty 1: Ball-Eating Bunker * 10 yards from the center of the green * 1 penalty stroke * Ball must be played from the bunker or re-played from the original spot
Penalty 2: The Long Walk of Shame
Don't even think about playing this hole. You'll be walking for days. Literally. This one's a long way from the green, and the only way to get to it is by walking the plank... er, the course.
Penalty 2: The Long Walk of Shame * 500 yards from the center of the green * 1 penalty stroke * Must walk the entire course before playing from the original spot
Penalty 3: The Rude Umpire
Don't bother arguing with the umpire. They're always right. Even when they're wrong. They're like the golfing version of the DMV. You just have to accept your fate and move on.
Penalty 3: The Rude Umpire * 3 penalty strokes * Must play from the spot designated by the umpire * Must wear a "I'm a jerk" t-shirt during play