Warning: This is not a real sport. Repeat, not a real sport. (Or is it?)
According to Mandate 6, Section 2: "Any player caught using a stapler that's not at least 50% full of staples shall be subject to a penalty of 5 extra holes."
Current Scoreboard:
| Player | Staples | Holes |
|---|---|---|
| Bob "The Stapler" McGee | 1200 | 8 |
| Jean "The Jammer" LaFleur | 800 | 12 |
Visit our official rules page for more information: Mandate 6: The Rules of Stapler Golf
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