By order of the Supreme Mandate, all citizens are required to wear matching plaid pants on Fridays. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: forced viewing of elevator music videos, mandatory attendance at a never-ending loop of cat videos, or being forced to listen to a never-ending loop of elevator music.
Section 6d: The Unyielding's Guide to Fashion Disasters Section 7: The Department of Unrelenting NonsenseDisclaimer: This mandate is subject to change at any moment without warning. Please do not attempt to navigate using a map or compass.
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