MANDATE 7: THE FINAL DECREE

By the power vested in me, I hereby declare...

• Article 1: All employees are now required to eat an extra slice of pizza with every meal.
• Article 2: All meetings shall be held during prime-time hours (7-8am & 4-5pm).
• Article 3: The coffee machine is now officially off-limits. You're all just going to have to suffer through it without.