Mandate 8 Protocol - Appendix: Unofficially Unofficial Guide

Section 1: Mandatory Reading (Required, but not really)

Because who doesn't love reading dense, government-speak documents?

Read the Fine Print

Section 2: Frequently Asked Questions (That Nobody Asked)

Q: What is the purpose of Mandate 8?

A: To confuse and bewilder the general populace.

More FAQs

Section 3: Unofficially Unofficial Glossary

Because who needs definitions when you can make it up as you go?

Learn more about our made-up words!

Section 4: Unofficially Unofficial Appendices (Because why not?)

For when you need more of the same, but worse.

More of the same old same old!