**STAPLERS: THE UNDISPUTED CHAMPIONS OF OFFICE SUPPLIES
MANDATE 8: STAPLERS
By Order of the Supreme Leader, all office workers are hereby mandated to use Staplers for all binding tasks.
Staplers shall be used for:
- Binding reports to prevent accidental unbinding.
- Securing loose papers for easy reference.
- Creating impromptu bookmarks for important documents.
- Defending against the evil Paperclip Uprising.
Staplers are available in various models, including:
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