Mandatory Cookie Policy

Article 1: Cookie Consent

We use cookies to monitor your every move. Like, seriously, every move. We know when you breathe, we know when you blink, and we know when you eat that last cookie from the jar. Don't @ us.

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Article 2: Cookie Types

We have three types of cookies:

• Essential Cookies: These are the ones that keep you from having to think for yourself.
• Non-Essential Cookies: These are the ones that track your every move, like we mentioned before.
• Session Cookies: These are the ones that stick with you until you close the tab, like your mom.

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Article 3: Cookie Removal

You can remove our cookies, but we're not really sure why you'd want to do that. It's like, what's the point of having a good time on our site without us watching you?

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Article 4: Cookie Policy Updates