Pizza Boy's Twitter Feed
Pizza Boy here, serving up slices of wisdom and sauce-stained wit.
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Cryptic messages about pineapple as a topping
Sarcastic remarks about Mondays
Unconventional uses for mayonnaise
Latest Tweets:
I just had a slice that changed my life.
Pineapple is not a pizza topping, it's a social construct.
Mayonnaise: the answer to all of life's questions.
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