Pizza Boy's Twitter Feed

Pizza Boy here, serving up slices of wisdom and sauce-stained wit.

Follow me for:

• Cryptic messages about pineapple as a topping
• Sarcastic remarks about Mondays
• Unconventional uses for mayonnaise

Latest Tweets:

• I just had a slice that changed my life.
• Pineapple is not a pizza topping, it's a social construct.
• Mayonnaise: the answer to all of life's questions.