MANDATE 11: THE ULTIMATE REGULATION

WHEREAS the Council of Overlords has decreed that the color blue is now officially the new black, and whereas the concept of "fun" has been redefined as "watching paint dry,"

We, the undersigned Council members, hereby issue this mandate to all citizens:

  1. All citizens are hereby mandated to wear only socks with at least three stripes in a single direction at all times.
  2. The consumption of coffee shall henceforth be restricted to only on odd-numbered days, and only in quantities of exactly three cups.
  3. All forms of entertainment shall be henceforth replaced with mandatory viewing of paint-splattered concrete walls.

Failure to comply will result in the issuance of a sternly worded letter, written in 12pt font on a 3x5 card, and mailed via carrier pigeon.

See also Mandate 12 for additional regulations.

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