MANDATE 12: BANTER IN THE AIR

By order of the Ministry of Redundancy, a new mandate has been issued: to increase the amount of banter in the air by 400%. Reports of spontaneous witty remarks have been flooding in from across the nation, but experts warn that the situation remains wittier-than-ever.

As a result, the government has established a new department to deal with the influx: the Ministry of Witty Remarks. Their motto: "We're not just a ministry, we're a witty remark in the making.">