MANDATE 12, SECTION 2: THE APPENDIX OF UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM
A Directive for the Uninitiated
By the power vested in us, we decree that all citizens shall wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.
Section 2.1: The Unseen Mandate's Guide to Proper Undershirt Wearing
Learn the intricacies of proper undershirt placement
Section 2.2: A List of Prohibited Items
- No wearing of neon-colored jockstraps
- No wearing of novelty mustaches
- No wearing of pants with more than 7 colors
- No wearing of shoes with built-in speakers that play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat
See the full list of prohibited items
Section 2.3: A Message from the Unseen Mandate
We are watching you. Always.
By order of the Unseen Mandate.
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