MANDATE 12, SECTION 2: THE APPENDIX OF UNCONVENTIONAL WISDOM

A Directive for the Uninitiated

By the power vested in us, we decree that all citizens shall wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes at all times. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties.

Section 2.1: The Unseen Mandate's Guide to Proper Undershirt Wearing

Section 2.2: A List of Prohibited Items

• No wearing of neon-colored jockstraps
• No wearing of novelty mustaches
• No wearing of pants with more than 7 colors
• No wearing of shoes with built-in speakers that play "Who Let the Dogs Out?" on repeat

Section 2.3: A Message from the Unseen Mandate

We are watching you. Always.

By order of the Unseen Mandate.