MANDATE 12: THE ULTIMATE BUREAUCRACY

**Welcome to the Ministry of Redundancy and Inefficiency, where we specialize in making things complicated.

**Mission Statement:** Our mission is to generate an absurd amount of paperwork for the purpose of creating an illusion of productivity.

**Departmental Structure:** We operate under a strict hierarchical system, with multiple layers of unnecessary bureaucracy, and a plethora of pointless committees.

**Notable Achievements:**

• We have managed to fill 37 filing cabinets with redundant reports, and are proud to say that not a single one has ever been read.
• We have created a system where 4 people are required to sign off on any given document, and a 5th person to verify the first 4.
• We have developed a new form of martial art: "Bureaucratic Kung-Fu."

Learn more about our internal struggles. See our planning committee's impressive 3-page report.