Mandate 12 Compliance Guidelines
Section 2: Mandatory Moods
Subsection 2.1: Officially Authorized Anger
- Anger must be expressed through a series of 4x4 pixelated images of cats in sunglasses.
- Anger must be accompanied by a minimum of 3 instances of "HULK SMASH!"
- Anger must be served with a side of bitter coffee.
Subsection 2.2: Mandatory Mirth
- Mirth must include at least 3 instances of dad jokes.
- Mirth must be served with a side of awkward silences.
- Mirth must be accompanied by a minimum of 5 instances of "LOL, very funny!"
Proceed to Section 3: Mandatory Moods