The 12 Immutable Laws of the Mandate

1. Thou shalt not wear plaid with polka dots.
2. Thou shalt always carry a spare set of socks.
3. The Mandate shall always come first.
4. No one person shall control all the donuts.
5. Thou shalt not speak of 'The Mandate' in a whisper.
6. One shall not bring a knife to a gunfight.
7. The coffee shall always be strong.
8. Thou shalt not ride a unicycle on the highway.
9. One shall not wear a tutu to the grocery store.
10. Thou shalt not trust a man with a mullet.
11. Thou shalt always tell the truth, no matter how painful.
12. Thou shalt not eat the last donut.

Implementing the Mandate

Violations of the Mandate